"shes a whore"

this old bitch is awesome

down, set

football season is here. this is one of my favorite times of the year. i've been worthless today and am still watching football right now. saturday, i went to fayetteville for the hog game, where i lost 12 hours of my life. its ok though, apparently i had a good time. i hope to see pictures at some point. gotta work hard to play harder.

spam email

so we are posted up in the law library reading and briefing, and started talking about spam email from nigeria, so i was going through my spam email and found this little jewel of an email. haha


My boyfriend's peter is too big for my mouth.

Virgins always whooped at me and even youths did in the free bathroom!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 7 months and now my dick is hugely weightier than world.

cybersex

so, i remember a long time ago when i was a kid i would go to chat rooms and convince bitches to say dirty things to me. we would play some sort of joke on a chick and basically lead up to a big hard long slab of salami. anyway, there is a chat log of some really funny cybersex, that i thought i would post in here for your reading enjoyment.

enjoy


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

in the youtube mood

another funny video i was shown today by a friend. crank dat lion king. what the fuck is rap coming to?

funny video

apparently, this was a BET public service announcement. i laughed



watch it, especially if you like rap

ohh ya baby

football season starts tomorrow. i am fucking stoked. i love football season. it really does consume a large portion of my life. i got an email from bodog just the other day reminding me i have money in my account, wanting me to bet it on football games im sure. which i will. woo. so, i may bet on college football this year. check out this article i found. it is awesome.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7159172?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&ATT=24

i would like to find out each pick for each week based on this game, then at the end see how much money i have and whether or not i'm saying, 'EA sports is money in the bank'

guess we'll see. read this article

i laughed hard

the worlds worst driver

i found the coolest website/blog today

and now, i will pass on this little nugget of info to you

http://www.secpoon.com how fucking awesome is this site
i might even put a link to it over there in the margin as a link, if i get around to it. if they put some arkansas women on there.

:(

the night started off friday with me learning that a guy i know was killed in iraq. no bueno

life lessons

so as i lay here in my room in barrister court, a tiny shithole of an apartment, i think to myself, "damn, this is not where i thought i'd be living in little rock." don't get me wrong, ive met a lot of great people living here, since its only for law students. but at the same time, I miss my dog, i need more space to have more shit, and i need to get some furniture, since i gave most of mine away fully expecting to be living with my brother, who has lots of cool furniture. since that didn't pan out, which is another story entirely, here i am, sitting in my 60-70 degree apartment (im not sure what the temperature is... i dont have to pay utilities, so i just leave it pretty much on 60, and it stays on all the time, so it means it never quite makes it to 60), reading, taking a break to do dishes, since i dont have a dishwasher, and i look at the refrigerator. this may sound bad but, i had an epiphany. when life hands you lemons, bring bacardi and cola.

are you a sex adict?

watch this video and find out for yourself

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=09b7f6ef-640f-47f6-a5e3-33c6764e464f&f=&fg=rss

note that this is probably not something that is worksafe

little texas

when i was a little kid, there was a song by a band called little texas. this song was called "what might have been." it is basically about trying ot not think about what might have been. it is probably one of the saddest and most depressing songs that could ever be sung. hell, i'm going to have to google the lyrics just to put them in here at the end of this post. i think this song sums up a lot of feelings for a lot of issues in life. there are always those relationships that didnt work, or those that never happened when there was something there. you can wonder to yourself, damn, if only i'd done (or not done) this or that or said (or not said) this or that, what might have been? there is no way to know really. i dont know if i believe in fate, or in that saying of "if its meant to be, it will be." maybe its more of a "if you build it, they will come" kind of life. perhaps you have to put yourself out there in order for it to come. i dunno? either way, i've determined its important to remember the what might have beens, so you can avoid them in the future, but regardless, it still seems like it sucks that you missed out on them in the past. damn, what might have been?

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Sure I think about you now and then
But it's been a long long time
I've got a good life now I've moved on
So when you cross my mind

I try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

We could sit and talk about this all night long
And wonder why we didn't last
Yes they might be the best days
We will ever know
But we'll have to leave them in the past

So try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

That same old look in your eyes
It's a beautiful night
I'm so tempted to stay
But too much time has gone by
We should just say goodbye
And turn and walk away

And try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

No we'll never know
What might have been

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google also directed me to their myspace page, where you can hear this song, and some more because apparently they are still around....

http://www.myspace.com/littletexasband

im back

so, i've decided i need to update this regularly. i really enjoy posting in this, and i think it will provide me some sort of relief from the daily stresses associated with law school. i'm contemplating changing the layout a bit, which i may or may not do when i have more time to check and see what my other options are. i notice that at least one person has randomly found this blog via my website i have listed on facebook. be that the case, congratulations. right now i dont see that as a problem, since i've yet to write anything terrible about anyone that may or may not know me in little rock that can in any way get back to me. but it is something that i will keep watch of, because when i talk on here about banging some skank, getting drunk, or some other nonsense that i dont want everyone to know about, then i may have to change my facebook as well.

movies

i've been watching a lot of movies this summer. i pretty much watch anything that i've never seen before, be it a chick flick, action, comedy, or whatever, so long as it isnt a scary movie, since im a big ole pussy, and dont like scary movies. sometimes, if there is a lead guy. i like to put myself into the situation of the guy, and try to decide how i would react to the situation that the character is put in. for instance, if i was engaged to jennifer aniston, and she went off and fucked some other guy, then came crying back to me, would i take her back? yea probably i would

summer

god, i love summer. i have been completely worthless for a month. i've floated the last 2 weekends in a row. tomorrow, i think i'll go do some fishing just so i can be neat some water. my bruises from drunkenly flipping the canoe last weekend are finally gone. apparently, i may be going to a party in a field with a bonfire tonight. gotta love good ole paragould. im starting to get bored. im ready to go to little rock and start law school. new things seem like fun.

great public service announcement

how about this shit.

i may not be mr right, but i'll fuck you till he gets here

i saw the funniest t-shirt this weekend at river fest. i bet you can never guess the title. so, it was memorial day yesterday, so i went down to spa city for the weekend. friday night we got good and hammered at some bar there where our main sources of entertainment were these old sluts who were grinding on each other. then we saw a prolly 250lb 35-45 yr old fatty back that ass up like it was nothing. it was funny as shit. the only reason we were at this bar really was because it was donnies birthday and his old lady sings in the house band there. nonetheless, we make it back to the house and i crash.... no skanks in tow. thank god. so we go to riverfest the next day, were i see the awesome t-shirt. then we catch a few bands and see all the black folk swarm to the stage to see ll cool j. haha. a little bit later we head back across the bridge to the car and are drinking rum straight, just because we feel the need to get drunker. then we end up pounding a bunch of beer, and by the end of the day we had drank all the rum, and all of a 30 pack of beer. so then its time for george clinton, who put on probably one of the best shows i've ever seen live. the p funk all stars were incredible. so we make it back to hot springs around 1, and the next day get up early and float the caddo river, where we meet some hos floating by themselves. now, these girls were like our polar opposites, 4 chicks floating the river, sans dudes, with coolers full up beer. they were us with vaginas. so, we fed them hot dogs, and the fat one really like that. there was one girl who was smoking hot. they were all sluts and had mr crawford not been with us i have no doubt any of us could have taken any of them into the woods and banged on them. regardless, after b and i drink all there beer while the hottie uses her leg as a rope to hope her canoe to ours, we escape, only to be pulled over buy the game and fish, with 20 empty cans loose in our boat, and another 20 in the garbage sack. ahh well, all they said was make sure they dont get in the river. not a problem, off we go. we finally get to the bridge to get out and end up shooting whiskey, then head back for dinner. mmm homemade spaghetti. yesterday we drove to lr to see the new pirates movie, and it blew ass. fucking movie studios trying to make money. what a great weekend. i got home at midnight last night.

yea

i've been a worthless sack of shit when it comes to updating my blog. i guess i should just delete it, that or make a new one that interests me more. its not that i'm not interested, i am just being lazy. i think this thing may be a cure for my insomnia. well, not a cure, but at least something to do from now on when i can't sleep at night.

finals

suck. im down to being done with everything but my last seminar paper. it is due tomorrow. i havent started yet, but i should be fine. if i can knock it out today, then i can get good and drunk tonight and tomorrow night... and friday night. and saturday night