last night, and yes there is punctuation

Last night at OMC some random dude tried to pick a fight with me. I've never met this guy, no fucking clue who he is. I'm sitting at a table with 10 other guys, and he comes over and says, "Hey did you used to go out with Jessica Simpson?" I respond, "Maybe, why?" He asks, "Is your name Shannon?" I respond, "Maybe, why?" He says, "I've got a message for you, she doesnt like you any more." I laugh and say ok. My initial thought was to say, "Well ya, we broke up" or "Thats funny, since I fucked her 3 days ago." Anyway, he goes back over to where his two buddies are. I decide to go find out who this guy is. I say something along the lines of who the fuck are you and what makes you think you can come over and interrupt me and disrespect me and blah blah blah. His two friends are slightly larger than me but at this point I don't really care. He gets up in my face and shit and tells me he is going to slap me silly. I, of course, bait him and stick out my cheek and tap it and tell him to please slap me silly, and that he can have a free shot, then I can beat the shit out of him and claim I was defending myself. As I turn sticking out my cheek I look over and see all 10 of the other people there standing up to come over and get my back. You guys are great. We almost had a nice little rumble in the bar, before the bouncer came and asked what was going on then kicked those 3 jokers out. The funniest part, was that the other 5 brothers there who would have already jumped in a started swinging were outside smoking. I got angry and drank a lot to get unangry, but that didn't work so much.