its mother fucker saturday

i havent even showered yet. i dont want to. i will miss some football action. the hogs play bama in a few hours. i learned a bama cheer this week from a friend of my who went to school there. it goes like this. "ramma jamma yella hamma, give em hell, alabama." pretty gay if you ask me. so im having a day of football action. last saturday, i had a day of football action and boozing. then i went to the bar, and somehow ended up at a place called discovery, which is a gay bar except on sat nights, watching a drag show at 2 in the morning. how did this happen? hot chicks. thats how. jesus, these women are good looking. i like being around good looking women, even if they are married and we are just hanging out. id rather hang out with a good looking girl. in another related note, watch fox news talk about a donkey punch and an angry pirate