im coming for you, mother fucker

i have a new person on my shitlist. i hope one day i happen on this guy bleeding on the side of the road, and i have the ability to heal people just by touching them, heroes style, and i will let this guy bleed. i'm really contemplating using my internet skills to fuck his world up. there is a nice backstory to all of this, but im not going to go into it. just know that he sucks, and i've never even met the guy, and i dont typically dislike people on a personal level until i meet them. really though, i have his name, address, phone number, and a quick google search tells me he frequents www.humanevents.com and owns a taylor made 2500 guitar. perhaps some gay porn will be in his future.