buy this guys instead
http://www.alife4sale.com/
after reading a little bit of his website, it seems like a pretty good idea for someone in his situation.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
corky gave this as an informative speech
1. I will inform the class on being “Cool and Tough in College,” including what it is to be “Cool and Tough in College” why one should be cool and tough and how to become cool and tough.
a. What cool and tough is and why you should be cool and tough
--i. Looking cool
--ii. Talking cool
--iii. Acting cool
b. Why should you be cool and tough
--i. Its way more fun
--ii. Get chicks
--iii. People envy you
c. How to be “Cool and Tough”
--i. Present an image of coolness and toughness
-----I. Join a Cool and Tough Frat
--------a. Most Important
-----II. Dress cool and tough
-----III. Spend lots of money
-----IV. Look like you got your clothes at a yard sale
-----V. What kind of shoes
-----VI. Wrinkled clothes
-----VII. General sloppiness
-----VIII. Badass ride
--------a. SUV
--------b. Stickers
-----IX. Smoking Weed
--------a. Lots of it
-----X. Music
--------a. Dave Mathews
--------b. Widespread Panic
-----XI. Never alone
--------a. Surrounded with cool and tough people
d. Cool and Tough dating
--i. Lots of sex
--ii. Different people
--iii. Quantity over quality
--iv. Girlfriends are acceptable
-----I. Cant love them
-----II. Shouldn’t even like them
-----III. Sorority
e. Drink as if your cool and tough
--i. Very important
--ii. Drink a lot
--iii. Drink all the time
-----I. Do stupid stuff
--iv. Game day
-----I. Drunk
-----II. Early
a. What cool and tough is and why you should be cool and tough
--i. Looking cool
--ii. Talking cool
--iii. Acting cool
b. Why should you be cool and tough
--i. Its way more fun
--ii. Get chicks
--iii. People envy you
c. How to be “Cool and Tough”
--i. Present an image of coolness and toughness
-----I. Join a Cool and Tough Frat
--------a. Most Important
-----II. Dress cool and tough
-----III. Spend lots of money
-----IV. Look like you got your clothes at a yard sale
-----V. What kind of shoes
-----VI. Wrinkled clothes
-----VII. General sloppiness
-----VIII. Badass ride
--------a. SUV
--------b. Stickers
-----IX. Smoking Weed
--------a. Lots of it
-----X. Music
--------a. Dave Mathews
--------b. Widespread Panic
-----XI. Never alone
--------a. Surrounded with cool and tough people
d. Cool and Tough dating
--i. Lots of sex
--ii. Different people
--iii. Quantity over quality
--iv. Girlfriends are acceptable
-----I. Cant love them
-----II. Shouldn’t even like them
-----III. Sorority
e. Drink as if your cool and tough
--i. Very important
--ii. Drink a lot
--iii. Drink all the time
-----I. Do stupid stuff
--iv. Game day
-----I. Drunk
-----II. Early
How to be cool and tough in college.
i first read this a few years ago. it is hilarious. how to be cool and tough in undergrad. i'm procrastinating this brief, so its time to update the blog. i'm also going through some old shit on my computer, and i stumbled across a bunch of shit corky has on my comp from where he backed it up, so i will post some of the hilarity as well.
1. Dress Cool and Tough--To become cool and tough you must present an image of coolness and toughness. Cool and tough people spend incredible amounts of money to look like they bought their clothes at a yard sale. Whatever you buy, it has to cost a lot of money. If it doesn't, then it's not cool. Or tough. Cool and tough people only wear four kinds of footwear: Wallabes, New Balance tennis shoes (no socks), expensive hiking boots (Vasque, etc.), and flip-flops. If you wear any other kind of shoes, you are neither cool nor tough. The only hats cool and tough people wear are golf visors. No other headgear is acceptable. Also, all clothing must be wrinkled, un-tucked (or half-tucked), and have a general sloppiness about them.
2. The Cool and Tough Dating Life--Have lots of sex with lots of chicks. Cool and tough people are always out scoring. The best thing to do is get really drunk (see rule 3) and go out and find some god-awful chick you would normally never even talk to, then try and find a way to get into her panties. Don't worry if your friends will make fun of you for having sex with this girl. This is not an issue. Always remember, quantity not quality. The more sex you have, the better. This will make you cool and tough. It is cool and tough to have a girlfriend. Some people will argue this, but it's true. However, the cool and tough girlfriend does not fit the standard definition of a girlfriend. Cool and tough people never love their girlfriends. In fact, you don't even have to like her. It is only important that she's in a good sorority. This way, you'll get invited to her sorority functions and be able to try and have sex with all of her friends. Also, you'll get T-shirts from these parties and the more sorority party T-shirts you have, the cooler and tougher you will be. Do not be discouraged if your girlfriend has already banged pretty much everyone you know. This will only make her better.
3. Drink Like You're Cool and Tough--This is by far the most important thing to remember if you ever want to be cool and tough. The more you drink and the more you talk about how much you and your friends drink, the cooler and tougher you will become. Also, don't be afraid to do some really dumb shit when you're drunk. Doing dumb shit makes for good stories and good stories make you cool and tough. Especially good stories about what you did while you were drunk. Never puke. Cool and tough people never throw up. If you feel like you're going to throw up, just do some blow or something. Also, the cool and tough man should never pass out. However, since passing out sometimes cannot be controlled, if you must pass out, do so in a place where everyone can see you and think about how cool and tough you are. Every once in awhile, piss on yourself when you're passed out, to show them that you just dont care because you are cool and tough.
4. The Cool and Tough Automobile--Cool and tough people only drive sport utility vehicles. This is not negotiable. The perfect cool and tough vehicle might be a brand new Chevy Yukon with personalized plates, your fraternity letters plastered all over the rear of the car, and a Ducks Unlimited sticker on one of the windows. Another example of a cool and tough automobile might be a Toyota Four Runner in which case a Widespread Panic or Phish sticker may be more appropriate than the Ducks Unlimited sticker. Also, cool and tough people have sunglasses hanging from their rear mirror as well as some (but not too much) mud on the bottom of the vehicle.
5. Cool and Tough Music--Cool and tough people only listen to two bands: Widespread Panic and/or Phish. It is cool and tough to talk about how much you like the Grateful Dead, but you don't have to actually listen to them. It is extremely important to have as many of the most obscure Widespread Panic and/or Phish bootlegs as you can possibly find. As you play the bootlegs, narrate to your listeners how many narcotics/psychedelics you were able to force into your body throughout the course of the particular concert you are listening to. Also, you are never to refer to the concerts as "concerts." The cool and tough terminology is "Show," i.e., "That was a bad-ass Panic Show, man. Gee, I'm really cool. And tough."
6. Doing Drugs Like You're Cool and Tough--Cool and tough people take lots of drugs. It is important that you can handle your drugs. It is important that you can handle your drugs if you want to become cool and tough. Cool and tough drugs include (but are not limited to): Ecstasy, LSD, Blow, any and all pills, nitrous oxide (or any common substitute), and the most important cool and tough drug, marijuana (see rule 7). Cool and tough people are always doing some or all of these drugs at Shows, parties, football games, or just when hanging around the fraternity house on a Tuesday afternoon. No matter what people tell you, drugs will most certainly make you cool and tough.
7. The Cool and Tough Way to Smoke Pot--We've already established that it is definitely cool and tough to smoke marijuana. However, there is a method of doing this that will make you all the more cool and tough. Cool and tough people always say they smoke really good pot, whether it's all that good or not. This "good pot" is most commonly referred to as Nugs, Dank, KB, Dodja, or Nadge. Also, cool and tough people spend a great deal of money on different forms of paraphernalia such as glass pipes, one-hitters, and bongs. Refer to these materials lovingly as your "piece." Only smoke pot with other cool and tough people. Have arguments and debates over who smokes the most pot. Also, always offer it to girls, no matter how straight they look. They may want to smoke, you never know. Secretly, they want to be cool and tough, too. They just don't like to admit it, sometimes.
8. Cool and Tough on Campus--The cool and tough man never walks alone. In fact, he should strive to surround himself with other specimens of coolness and toughness. The cool and tough man should do everything in his power to observe and mimic actions, speech patterns, and the general demeanor of everyone around them. The cool and tough man would never try to be a special or unique butterfly. He knows the ancient secrets of coolness and toughness like unoriginality and social paranoia. The cool and tough man should always have a slight grin, conveying an image of total control and enlightenment. And he should be ready at any moment to belittle anyone he doesn't think is cool or tough.
9. Cool and Tough Out on the Town--The first thing to remember here is the party for a cool and tough person begins way before the party for everyone else. Start drinking and ingesting narcotics sometime around one in the afternoon and keep a steady pace until it's time to go to the bar. Once you have reached the bar, make sure everyone there knows just how fucked up you are. This way, they'll know that you are in fact cool and tough. Some people will tell you to "be a gentleman" and buy drinks for all girls you talk to. This is wrong. The cool and tough person only buys drinks for girls he knows he can probably sleep with later. Generally ignore all other girls. They are of no use to the cool and tough man. After the bar closes, the cool and tough person must always drive home. A cool and tough person would NEVER allow someone else to take them home from the bar, because doing so would mean admitting that you were too fucked up to drive yourself home. And that isn't very cool or tough.
10. Cool and Tough on Game day--While it's cool and tough to have a date for game day, it is extremely important that by the end of the weekend, you have either: a) left her or b) driven her to hate you and your cool and tough antics. This way, you can have sex with some other chick at the party to remind her (and yourself) how cool and tough you are. If for some reason you manage not to lose and/or alienate your date and you wake up next to her on Sunday morning, you make it very clear that no matter what sexual acts you performed the night before, it DOES NOT constitute dating. It will be difficult for her to grasp this. On game days, cool and tough people should already be drunk by the time everyone else wakes up. In fact, the coolest and toughest thing you can do is stay up all night drinking and toot a bunch of blow before you go out tailgating. If you should decide to actually go into the football game rather than just sitting around and drinking, it is very important that you think of super-creative ways to smuggle whiskey into the stadium. That way, later you can tell everyone how you did it and they'll think you're cool. And tough.
11. It is important to note here that not everyone is cut out to be cool and tough. Although, many of these skills can be learned, truly being cool and tough requires a certain degree of natural talent that not everyone is born with. One of the best ways to become cool and tough is to hone your skills by surrounding yourself with other cool and tough people. Be these people. It is certainly neither cool nor tough to be an individual. Constantly strive for the same level of mediocrity of all those around you. However, it is important to remember that though these people may also be cool and tough, they will never be as cool and tough as you are. Some of the people in your fraternity may be cool and tough, but many of them aren't. So don't hang out with them. It is also important to remember that being cool does not necessarily make one tough, nor does being tough automatically make one cool. You should strive to find the proper balance between the two and become simply known as a Cool and Tough person.
1. Dress Cool and Tough--To become cool and tough you must present an image of coolness and toughness. Cool and tough people spend incredible amounts of money to look like they bought their clothes at a yard sale. Whatever you buy, it has to cost a lot of money. If it doesn't, then it's not cool. Or tough. Cool and tough people only wear four kinds of footwear: Wallabes, New Balance tennis shoes (no socks), expensive hiking boots (Vasque, etc.), and flip-flops. If you wear any other kind of shoes, you are neither cool nor tough. The only hats cool and tough people wear are golf visors. No other headgear is acceptable. Also, all clothing must be wrinkled, un-tucked (or half-tucked), and have a general sloppiness about them.
2. The Cool and Tough Dating Life--Have lots of sex with lots of chicks. Cool and tough people are always out scoring. The best thing to do is get really drunk (see rule 3) and go out and find some god-awful chick you would normally never even talk to, then try and find a way to get into her panties. Don't worry if your friends will make fun of you for having sex with this girl. This is not an issue. Always remember, quantity not quality. The more sex you have, the better. This will make you cool and tough. It is cool and tough to have a girlfriend. Some people will argue this, but it's true. However, the cool and tough girlfriend does not fit the standard definition of a girlfriend. Cool and tough people never love their girlfriends. In fact, you don't even have to like her. It is only important that she's in a good sorority. This way, you'll get invited to her sorority functions and be able to try and have sex with all of her friends. Also, you'll get T-shirts from these parties and the more sorority party T-shirts you have, the cooler and tougher you will be. Do not be discouraged if your girlfriend has already banged pretty much everyone you know. This will only make her better.
3. Drink Like You're Cool and Tough--This is by far the most important thing to remember if you ever want to be cool and tough. The more you drink and the more you talk about how much you and your friends drink, the cooler and tougher you will become. Also, don't be afraid to do some really dumb shit when you're drunk. Doing dumb shit makes for good stories and good stories make you cool and tough. Especially good stories about what you did while you were drunk. Never puke. Cool and tough people never throw up. If you feel like you're going to throw up, just do some blow or something. Also, the cool and tough man should never pass out. However, since passing out sometimes cannot be controlled, if you must pass out, do so in a place where everyone can see you and think about how cool and tough you are. Every once in awhile, piss on yourself when you're passed out, to show them that you just dont care because you are cool and tough.
4. The Cool and Tough Automobile--Cool and tough people only drive sport utility vehicles. This is not negotiable. The perfect cool and tough vehicle might be a brand new Chevy Yukon with personalized plates, your fraternity letters plastered all over the rear of the car, and a Ducks Unlimited sticker on one of the windows. Another example of a cool and tough automobile might be a Toyota Four Runner in which case a Widespread Panic or Phish sticker may be more appropriate than the Ducks Unlimited sticker. Also, cool and tough people have sunglasses hanging from their rear mirror as well as some (but not too much) mud on the bottom of the vehicle.
5. Cool and Tough Music--Cool and tough people only listen to two bands: Widespread Panic and/or Phish. It is cool and tough to talk about how much you like the Grateful Dead, but you don't have to actually listen to them. It is extremely important to have as many of the most obscure Widespread Panic and/or Phish bootlegs as you can possibly find. As you play the bootlegs, narrate to your listeners how many narcotics/psychedelics you were able to force into your body throughout the course of the particular concert you are listening to. Also, you are never to refer to the concerts as "concerts." The cool and tough terminology is "Show," i.e., "That was a bad-ass Panic Show, man. Gee, I'm really cool. And tough."
6. Doing Drugs Like You're Cool and Tough--Cool and tough people take lots of drugs. It is important that you can handle your drugs. It is important that you can handle your drugs if you want to become cool and tough. Cool and tough drugs include (but are not limited to): Ecstasy, LSD, Blow, any and all pills, nitrous oxide (or any common substitute), and the most important cool and tough drug, marijuana (see rule 7). Cool and tough people are always doing some or all of these drugs at Shows, parties, football games, or just when hanging around the fraternity house on a Tuesday afternoon. No matter what people tell you, drugs will most certainly make you cool and tough.
7. The Cool and Tough Way to Smoke Pot--We've already established that it is definitely cool and tough to smoke marijuana. However, there is a method of doing this that will make you all the more cool and tough. Cool and tough people always say they smoke really good pot, whether it's all that good or not. This "good pot" is most commonly referred to as Nugs, Dank, KB, Dodja, or Nadge. Also, cool and tough people spend a great deal of money on different forms of paraphernalia such as glass pipes, one-hitters, and bongs. Refer to these materials lovingly as your "piece." Only smoke pot with other cool and tough people. Have arguments and debates over who smokes the most pot. Also, always offer it to girls, no matter how straight they look. They may want to smoke, you never know. Secretly, they want to be cool and tough, too. They just don't like to admit it, sometimes.
8. Cool and Tough on Campus--The cool and tough man never walks alone. In fact, he should strive to surround himself with other specimens of coolness and toughness. The cool and tough man should do everything in his power to observe and mimic actions, speech patterns, and the general demeanor of everyone around them. The cool and tough man would never try to be a special or unique butterfly. He knows the ancient secrets of coolness and toughness like unoriginality and social paranoia. The cool and tough man should always have a slight grin, conveying an image of total control and enlightenment. And he should be ready at any moment to belittle anyone he doesn't think is cool or tough.
9. Cool and Tough Out on the Town--The first thing to remember here is the party for a cool and tough person begins way before the party for everyone else. Start drinking and ingesting narcotics sometime around one in the afternoon and keep a steady pace until it's time to go to the bar. Once you have reached the bar, make sure everyone there knows just how fucked up you are. This way, they'll know that you are in fact cool and tough. Some people will tell you to "be a gentleman" and buy drinks for all girls you talk to. This is wrong. The cool and tough person only buys drinks for girls he knows he can probably sleep with later. Generally ignore all other girls. They are of no use to the cool and tough man. After the bar closes, the cool and tough person must always drive home. A cool and tough person would NEVER allow someone else to take them home from the bar, because doing so would mean admitting that you were too fucked up to drive yourself home. And that isn't very cool or tough.
10. Cool and Tough on Game day--While it's cool and tough to have a date for game day, it is extremely important that by the end of the weekend, you have either: a) left her or b) driven her to hate you and your cool and tough antics. This way, you can have sex with some other chick at the party to remind her (and yourself) how cool and tough you are. If for some reason you manage not to lose and/or alienate your date and you wake up next to her on Sunday morning, you make it very clear that no matter what sexual acts you performed the night before, it DOES NOT constitute dating. It will be difficult for her to grasp this. On game days, cool and tough people should already be drunk by the time everyone else wakes up. In fact, the coolest and toughest thing you can do is stay up all night drinking and toot a bunch of blow before you go out tailgating. If you should decide to actually go into the football game rather than just sitting around and drinking, it is very important that you think of super-creative ways to smuggle whiskey into the stadium. That way, later you can tell everyone how you did it and they'll think you're cool. And tough.
11. It is important to note here that not everyone is cut out to be cool and tough. Although, many of these skills can be learned, truly being cool and tough requires a certain degree of natural talent that not everyone is born with. One of the best ways to become cool and tough is to hone your skills by surrounding yourself with other cool and tough people. Be these people. It is certainly neither cool nor tough to be an individual. Constantly strive for the same level of mediocrity of all those around you. However, it is important to remember that though these people may also be cool and tough, they will never be as cool and tough as you are. Some of the people in your fraternity may be cool and tough, but many of them aren't. So don't hang out with them. It is also important to remember that being cool does not necessarily make one tough, nor does being tough automatically make one cool. You should strive to find the proper balance between the two and become simply known as a Cool and Tough person.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
DSPS
its called delayed sleep phase syndrome. i think i've suffered from it for a long time. it basically means i cant sleep at night. it takes me forever to fall asleep. once i'm out, its like a light, and i can get at least a few hours of good sleep. more now that i have an awesome curtain. wikipedia says "People with DSPS tend to fall asleep well after midnight and also have difficulty waking up in the morning." thats me. definitely. lots of info about it on the internet. but its 4:30am. maybe i should go to bed. at least i've been rocking out in the meantime. i guess im getting ready for this show...
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
bored
i admit. i've gotten bored with writing this blog. its not so much that i have nothing to say, its just that i dont have the motivation to write them down. i wish there were a chip that could just translate my thoughts into text on the screen, and then i'd blog about all sorts of shit. its 4:23 in the morning. i can't sleep. its strange. i'm tired, but not sleepy. i've been laying in bed watching tv for hours. pointless tv. tv trying to sell me shit that i don't give a fuck about. shit that i dont need. shit that looks neat but i'm sure will fuck up within a week. well, i just called capitalone. they just took care of some charges on my credit card that i didnt know what the fuck were for. ya for india and all their crazy people who dont give a fuck if american companies get paid. ok, im going to take some more sleeping pills. the ones i took a few hours ago just made me feel retarded, but not sleep.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Soberyea, i would
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/view2/eat_buddies
You are 63% likely to eat your buddies!
Watch out mother fuckers.
You are 63% likely to eat your buddies!
Watch out mother fuckers.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
crazy texans/mexicans
my buddy nathan sent me these pictures. seems like this would be illegal to me.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
i've officially realized
i'm disconnected from the world. shaq got traded to the phoenix suns. i just now learned of this a week after it happened. i'm out of it.
Monday, February 11, 2008
updates
no, i havent updated this in a couple weeks. yes, i know im a slacker. what can i say, i've been sick, and just havent given a fuck. i missed damn near a week of law school. so i've basically used of all my absences for the semester. fuck. i was going to skip class for valentines day night, but now i basically cant. sucks, but, what can i do? i have a monster headache right now, but i'll survive. i just took some tylenol, and drank some of the good syrup the doc gave me for the cough. i should be ready to pass out soon. i dont need to though. i have a bunch of homework i need to do, but i'm just laying around watching tv. stupid headache. stupid rwa. stupid legal research class. stupid dvr.
Monday, January 28, 2008
vending machines with weed
what a great idea. i said a long time ago that if i could put vending machines with vicodin and adderall in them on college campuses, i could make a ton of money. may as well put some weed in them as well.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7212778.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7212778.stm
fuck tom cruise hahaha
i absolutely love this story. best of the year so far.
Disruptions against the Church of Scientology's official website continued today after a hacker group this week announced intentions to shut down the controversial organization.
“We shall proceed to expel you from the internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form,” a YouTube video posted by the hacker group, “Anonymous,” said.
As of this Friday afternoon EST, the controversial church's official website could not be accessed. The site appeared to be operating normally by Monday.
Jose Nazario, senior security and software engineer for Arbor Networks, said today on his blog that since Saturday, researchers have detected 488 DDoS attacks against the church, with an average size of 15,000 packets per second.
Since Monday, the church has been hosted by Prolexic Technologies, a Scottsdale, Ariz.-based provider of DDoS mitigation solutions, according to a Netcraft report. A representative from Prolexic confirmed today that the company was working with the church but declined to comment further.
Anonymous issued a statement Monday, announcing that it would attempt to bring down the church after the church tried to claim copyright infringement over the spread of edited clips from a 2004 promotional video featuring actor and well-known Scientologist Tom Cruise.
The approximately 10-minute video, set to the music of the “Mission: Impossible” soundtrack, features Cruise lauding the church. He said at one point: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help."
The hacker group, in its statement, also accused the church of filtering anti-Scientology comments made about the video, which was posted on YouTube and Digg, among other places.
“They attempted not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence those who spoke against them,” one member of Anonymous said in the statement.
In its own YouTube video, Anonymous blasted the church for its “litigious nature” and for allegedly leading “campaigns of misinformation” and “suppression of dissent.”
Ken Pappas, security strategist at intrusion prevention systems provider Top Layer Networks, told SCMagazineUS.com today that the hacker group likely is using botnets in the takedown operation.
“There are circles out there where you could take ownership of the bot machines that are already owned and launch a simultaneous attack against [something] like the church from 50,000 PCs, all at the same time,” he said.
Anonymous also encouraged supporters to ping the site on their own.
“There are publicly available tools that individuals can download and launch attacks on their own,” Pappas said. “They're out there.”
Aside from encouraging internet disruptions, Anonymous also has urged members to make prank telephone calls to the church, organize protests, distribute anti-Scientology literature and deliver all-black faxes to waste ink.
The church, in a statement sent to SCMagazineUS.com, did not reference the DDoS attacks, but said the Cruise video - while containing pirated excerpts - has resulted in many people searching for information on the church.
"Those wishing to find out the Church of Scientology's views and to gain context of the video have the right to search official church websites if they so desire," the statement said.
Disruptions against the Church of Scientology's official website continued today after a hacker group this week announced intentions to shut down the controversial organization.
“We shall proceed to expel you from the internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form,” a YouTube video posted by the hacker group, “Anonymous,” said.
As of this Friday afternoon EST, the controversial church's official website could not be accessed. The site appeared to be operating normally by Monday.
Jose Nazario, senior security and software engineer for Arbor Networks, said today on his blog that since Saturday, researchers have detected 488 DDoS attacks against the church, with an average size of 15,000 packets per second.
Since Monday, the church has been hosted by Prolexic Technologies, a Scottsdale, Ariz.-based provider of DDoS mitigation solutions, according to a Netcraft report. A representative from Prolexic confirmed today that the company was working with the church but declined to comment further.
Anonymous issued a statement Monday, announcing that it would attempt to bring down the church after the church tried to claim copyright infringement over the spread of edited clips from a 2004 promotional video featuring actor and well-known Scientologist Tom Cruise.
The approximately 10-minute video, set to the music of the “Mission: Impossible” soundtrack, features Cruise lauding the church. He said at one point: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help."
The hacker group, in its statement, also accused the church of filtering anti-Scientology comments made about the video, which was posted on YouTube and Digg, among other places.
“They attempted not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence those who spoke against them,” one member of Anonymous said in the statement.
In its own YouTube video, Anonymous blasted the church for its “litigious nature” and for allegedly leading “campaigns of misinformation” and “suppression of dissent.”
Ken Pappas, security strategist at intrusion prevention systems provider Top Layer Networks, told SCMagazineUS.com today that the hacker group likely is using botnets in the takedown operation.
“There are circles out there where you could take ownership of the bot machines that are already owned and launch a simultaneous attack against [something] like the church from 50,000 PCs, all at the same time,” he said.
Anonymous also encouraged supporters to ping the site on their own.
“There are publicly available tools that individuals can download and launch attacks on their own,” Pappas said. “They're out there.”
Aside from encouraging internet disruptions, Anonymous also has urged members to make prank telephone calls to the church, organize protests, distribute anti-Scientology literature and deliver all-black faxes to waste ink.
The church, in a statement sent to SCMagazineUS.com, did not reference the DDoS attacks, but said the Cruise video - while containing pirated excerpts - has resulted in many people searching for information on the church.
"Those wishing to find out the Church of Scientology's views and to gain context of the video have the right to search official church websites if they so desire," the statement said.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
new poll
alright, i've made a new poll. as election time is near, i want to see where people fall. me, im probably closer to the i dont give a fuck category. i dont have any money. i dont make any money. i rarely pay taxes. the only thing i really want is free universal healthcare. i need to go to the dentist. i honestly cant remember the last time i was there, and i either have a tumor or an extra tooth or a cist or something growing in my mouth that hurts like a bitch when i touch it or some hard food like a chip stabs into it. i've been sick for months. i havent had an eye exam in years. its just too expensive and i dont have any money to do these things. i think i am going to join the military just to get the awesome insurance.
i thoguht this was funny
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any ball s to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any ball s to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
if you kill me in my computer game...
i will kill you for real. thats apparently what happening in russia. fucking retards.... story below
A 33-year-old Russian gamer from the city of Ufa was killed by a member of a rival online clan after virtual violence provoked a fatal real-life scrap, Russia Today reports.
The victim, named only as Albert, was a member of the "Platanium" clan in the unreported game (possibly Lineage II). His group was mostly made up of experienced gamers over 30, and at the end of December had a bit of an online rumble with the tastefully-entitled Coo-clocks clan - mainly students in their twenties - in which one of the latter was apparently killed.
This led to an arranged meet in the real world, during which "Albert was badly beaten and died from his injuries on the way to hospital".
The 22-year-old alleged assailant has apparently shown no remorse, and refused to justify his actions. His fellow Coo-clocks, meanwhile, "continue to harass the family of the murdered man, threatening to kill his sister, who hasn't turned on the computer for days".
She said: "I think they have confused the game and reality. And after we buried him [Albert] on 31 December, they continued to threaten us."
A 33-year-old Russian gamer from the city of Ufa was killed by a member of a rival online clan after virtual violence provoked a fatal real-life scrap, Russia Today reports.
The victim, named only as Albert, was a member of the "Platanium" clan in the unreported game (possibly Lineage II). His group was mostly made up of experienced gamers over 30, and at the end of December had a bit of an online rumble with the tastefully-entitled Coo-clocks clan - mainly students in their twenties - in which one of the latter was apparently killed.
This led to an arranged meet in the real world, during which "Albert was badly beaten and died from his injuries on the way to hospital".
The 22-year-old alleged assailant has apparently shown no remorse, and refused to justify his actions. His fellow Coo-clocks, meanwhile, "continue to harass the family of the murdered man, threatening to kill his sister, who hasn't turned on the computer for days".
She said: "I think they have confused the game and reality. And after we buried him [Albert] on 31 December, they continued to threaten us."
my kids will be hogs fans
or i will tie them up and tape a hog jersey to them. that is what this guy did. except he is a green bay packers fan. what a moron. perhaps his brain really is made of cheese. nonetheless, i'll be rooting for the pack this weekend.
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