funny shit

ok, so this isnt quite as funny as the stalker shit, but this is pretty good. i was talking to a friend tonight, who i havent spoken with in forever, it seems. we caught up for a bit, then somehow started discussing blogs. nonetheless, she made a blog. now, this girl is a nurse at some hospital in birmingham alabama, and one of the smartest people i know. all of the south is pretty much the same, and full of dumb shit black people and rednecks. her post entails just that

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Life Lessons #1

Here are a couple of things that I thought I would share. These are all things that I have learned from work...

After escaping from your burning house, don't return inside to save your crack. It will result in major burns.

If in the hospital with your spouse (not as a patient) and you call the staff a mother f*&#er. The police will escort you out.

No matter how much time has passed... the mullet will return.

If your signafican other lights you on fire, hold tight and make that asshole burn too.

When burning pictures of your ex. don't use gasoline.
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This post made me think of the leprechaun video, so i have to put it in this post. although it takes place in jackson, ms, as opposed ot birmingham, al, they are basically the same. here is the news story



while at first glance, this below looks like the same video, its definately not. here is the DJ leprecon video. not a bad beat. where da gold at?