let me start by saying, i am at work, and i am that bored. i have seen the end of the internet. so i constantly peruse for new websites and funny stuff that i have never seen before. i go to sites like craigslist and facebook and other free dating websites looking at bitches profiles, because i can. today i found this little gem.
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............................No breasts.
Average looking......................Moooo.
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...................On medication.
Feminist.............................Fat.
Free Spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded..........................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Large frame..........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate......................Stalker.
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