- lots & lots of tongue
- eye contact every once in a while is great
- mind the step children
- jerk me as you suck me (in rhythm)
- lick the shaft as well has the head
- its not a joystick, let it stand the way it wants
- swallow or at least let us cum in your mouth
- imagine its a lollipop and tease me
- never squeeze it (hard), but a firm grip is good
- make it fun! for both of us
- we want to watch, let us
- Remember - the better it is, the shorter it lasts
- blow jobs are 80% visual and 20% physical sensation
- we like delivering facials
- look like your having a great time
- no teeth please
- you can twist it slightly as you jerk
- introduce toys - pop rocks, ice, altoids
- suck it, dont just have it in your mouth
- wake us up to our penis in your mouth
- make yourself comfortable
Monday, January 07, 2008
the list
so, i was asked by someone what makes a good blowjob. i remember back to the time blake, brian, downum and i came up with a list. those 3 were in a car on the way back from mardi gras and i was on the phone with them when downum was supposed to be writing a paper but instead we got this.
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ok...seriously! i can't believe you really posted this. i believe that you and your froo froo buddies thought of it, but the fact that you posted this takes it to a whole new level! my comment is that i have no comment! you know what i think about this :)
nicole
Yeah bro (making fun of you because you were in a fraternity),
Let me get this straight, you don't post anything in your blog for 2 weeks, then all the sudden you decide... finally something to write about. This something is about how you and a car full of guys sat around and discussed blow jobs in detail.
HOMO ALERT.
beep beep(with a lisp no doubt)
The question everyone is dying to know the answer to...
Which one of you was the butt that night?
yo yo
lmao! most certainly have to agree with the homo alert :)
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