time to clean up my facebook

and i want to remember these funny quotes, so i'll post them here

"well, when you find one you can stomach for more than 3 - 4 hrs at a time, it's worth investing more time" - David Scott on women

"A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness." - Hank Moody

"Would I like her?" - Denny Crane
"Well shes female, has a pulse." - Alan Shore

"Fat chicks are like pillows that talk."
-David Arnold

i love jesus but i drink a little

watch this. laugh

funny video

i love it

this is america, god dammit

i dont want to watch the inauguration and see cameras go to the fucking elementary school in the Philippines that obama went to. i dont want to see a shot of Kenya with people sitting around watching the only tv that the nation owns. i dont give a fuck about those countries. obama shouldnt either. he should be concerned with our economy, and our problems here. fuck the news media. they should show shots of the laid off auto workers in detroit, the people still devastated by katrina and other hurricanes. fuck the suffering outside our borders. our people are suffering. fix them first.

washington dc

right now, is home to the largest number of bluetooth headsets ever assembled in one place.

the gayest thing ever

watch this commercial



i just saw it on tv. for a moment, i thought, i should get this for my father, since he is damn near deaf. however, at the 55 second mark in this commercial. i laughed my ass off. this did has this fucking thing in his ear, allowing him to hear what people are saying about him. there are some attractive girls talking about how cute he is. this wouldnt happen at all. they would talk about how big of a dousche bag he is for wearing that fucking headset around. what a tool.

day of worthlessness

i've done nothing today but watch basketball, and two nfl football games. i love being worthless.

old friends

i'm old. i have a lot of friends, and have seen more come and go, some more special than others. i'm trying to reconnect with a few. for some, it is easy. for others, not so much. i really think some friendships can stand the test of time, and i have some great friends that prove that. however, some only provide memories. some good, some bad, but memories nonetheless

i know my destination but im just not there

its almost 3 am. i can't sleep. i just lay here, thinking about life and the stresses involved with it. im supposed to be growing up, but i feel like all i am doing is getting older. more and more people around me are getting married, and moving forward. i am still alone, and feel like im stuck in the same place i was 5 years ago. sure, i have more education, but i don't know that i've really learned anything.

i remember i smelled that

i've always thought the sense of smell is important. dogs agree. if you lay out a dog's nasal membrane, it would have more surface area than the rest of his body. guess thats why dogs rely so much on the sense of smell. smell is interesting. i've always thought sounds, music in particular, could bring back certain memories. today i've decided that smell does the same thing. i am at my parents, but i didnt bring anything with me really, as i dont plan to stay long. i took a shower with some body wash that was here that i left from years ago. i havent used this brand in a long time, but the smell of it instantly takes me back to when it was left here, and i vividly remember that summer that i used this brand. i dont need to go into details about this, because that isnt the point, and its not a memory i'd prefer to openly discuss. however, i was thinking about other times when smells have been important. its like when your girl stays the night, when you get back in bed after you've walked her out in the morning (or afternoon) and your bed still smells all good like her. or when you dont wash a towel for a couple weeks because she used it to dry off with after a shower, and now she is gone for a long time, but it still smells like her, so from time to time you smell it when you are missing that person. yea, i know, lame and cheesy. its 2 am. i can't sleep. all i do is lay around and think. idle hands are the devils playground.

mike tyson makes me popular

when i first started this blog, i put a statistical analysis program in place to tell me stuff like, number of visitors, where they came from, what website redirected them here, etc etc. every so often, when i contemplate deleting this blog, i log in and see that it is still being viewed, and i decide to keep it around. today, being christmas, i'm bored as fuck. i've already opened all my presents, as have the rest of my family. i dont give a fuck about the lakers playing the celtics, because its not summer time, and i dont give a shit about the nba until summer, when the playoffs start. so, i was looking over the stats for this place. turns out, people from all over the world view this thing. there are really only 2 links that people google search that bring them here. they search for the lyrics to cars, or to the video i linked of mike tyson saying "i'll fuck you till you love me, faggot" located here:

http://thisiswhereitellitlikeitis.blogspot.com/2007/11/ill-fuck-you-till-you-love-me-faggot.html

that said, if you are one of those people, feel free to view the rest of my blog, if you can understand english. if you are looking for that particular video, you might be pleasantly entertained by my blog. or, you'll be really offended. if so, i dont care. have a nice day

braindead

it's christmas eve. well, christmas now, as it is after midnight. i can't sleep. i blame my 7-10 pm nap. what can i say, i drove to my parents, had dinner, and got sleepy. i've been braindead for the last few days. finals just drained me emotionally, physically, and mentally. i can't concentrate on anything for more than 10 minutes. i want to sleep. i have no desire to get up and do anything. i just physically need a day to recover from the disaster that was final exams. my family wants to ask me about school. i dont want to talk about it. what part of i dont want to talk about it dont you fucking understand? it stresses me the fuck out. i just want to enjoy my vacation, enjoy my being worthless, catch up with some folks, catch up on some sleep, and maybe watch a few movies. hell, i guess i will watch a movie tonight, as i cant sleep anyway. fuck the holidays. humbug

felt like posting this

This is my response to my fraternity listserv full of Democrats.

What you are failing to realize about the 44 million Americans who
voted for John McCain is, your vote is as much against one candidate
as it is for the other candidate. As this thread proves, there is no
way you are going to like everything about one candidate any more than
you dislike everything about the other. I believe you should consider
a candidate's character as much as his policy proposals. As far as I
can remember, every presidential candidate has spent the majority of
his campaign time making promises and setting out goals. Sure, they
sound great and all, but how much of that actually comes to fruition?
Not much. Presidents spend the majority of their time dealing with
whatever crisis falls into their laps because we feel it is our place
in the world to keep peace. We also have to protect our nation from
threats. What a person will do when faced with these crisis is what
defines his character. I don't care what is right for a person's
politically career, only what is right for the country.

Politicians are notorious for promising everything to everybody when
they're on the campaigning. Once they take office, campaign promises
often are considered impractical, too ambitious, unrealistic, too
costly, or are just put on the back-burner to deal with some matter
more pressing. Some people look at what the candidate has done
(Republicans), versus what the candidate says he will do (Democrats).
These are the reasons people vote for McCain.

Personally, I don't agree with all his positions, especially on
abortion. Neither should some of you. I do agree with him on the
issues of national security and on his economic policy. I think
McCain's character has been tested. Hell, he was a POW in Vietnam. As
a senator, he advocated an unpopular surge strategy in Iraq. He knew
this was a fragile issue and could very well end his political career
if the surge failed. But it worked, and even Obama admitted that.
McCain is a country first kind of guy. He has been since the dawn of
the age of man, when he was born.

Economically, the times ahead will be difficult for either side. They
will require a leader who can put aside his ego and celebrity status
and reach across party lines to reach some solutions that will benefit
the country as a whole. McCain has shown he is willing to go against
his own party to find common ground with Democrats. McCain doesn't go
far left or right on most issues. McCain got many votes because people
know who he is. Hes been around long enough for people to figure it
out. There are no surprises with his old ass. I'm not so sure about
Obama. He gives speeches that could sell binoculars to a blind man.
But his record is slim, and he has never reached across the political
aisle to achieve compromise. And then there are the questions about
who Obama associates with. I really wouldnt care if he had a few
friends who were questionable. Hell, we all still hang out with Coty
and like him. It seems that there is a growing list of anti-American,
radical Leftists, who have been mentors or close associates of Obama's
until just a few years ago when he entered the national stage.

I feel like when terrorists attack, Obama will want to sit down with
the leaders or the world and those who claim responsibility and talk
about their feelings. Hell, he might even have Oprah mediate. I'd
rather have someone who uses guns. With our economy in the shitter, we
can't afford to be seen as pussies too. I'll give Obama a chance, but
right now, his change isn't something I can believe in any more than I
believe Sarah Palin's retard child will grow up to win the Nobel
Prize.

yea well

i havent updated this in a longass time. to be quite honest, i completely forgot that i even had a blog, until tonight when i was talking to a new friend and stalking their facebook page, and i came across their blog. it was the same color scheme that my blog was, so i was like, shit i should update that. here i am. im fully prepared to do some serious bitching about law school, and even more directed at on campus interviews, but i'll save that for a later day. it fall, and i've dvr'd all my favorite cbs comedies from monday night, so i'm going to watch two and a half men, because its fucked funny.

when i was a child

i used to fucking love wrestling. yea yea, i knew it was fake. its really nothing more than a soap opera for men. i didnt care. i came across this video. and i have to say, its fucking hilarious.

and people say george bush is an idiot

seems pretty smart to me. for bush anyway. hard to believe this shit is real

quotes i don't want to forget

So, i decided to remove all the inappropriate shit from my facebook profile.

basically, i had to remove all the quotes from my asshole friends.

this is my favorite one of all time, via corky. even though i rarely update this blog, i want to remember this, because its hilarious.

"dates are for chumps and guys who like a sure thing...im kinda like the Davey Crockett of gine. Venturing into the wild with nothing but my gun and coonskin dick cap in hand ready for whatever mother earth throws at me"

the other one is from david scott, which merely says "sluts>nuns"

and the last one from will, says "just because we are good at drinking and driving, doesnt mean its ok."

hahaha

i love this website.... woof woof

winkles has introduced me to my new favorite website.

you wanna go get some chicken?

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