how to prevent a hangover

before you go out drinking, take a shitload of benadryll. this will allow you to get really fucked up on half the amount of booze as normal. after the night is said and done, and you successfully drive your fucked up ass home, have 2-4 excedrin, and down them with a bigass glass of orange juice. now, optionally, you might want to take a tagment to keep the oj from giving you heart burn in your sleep. i'm ready to rock and roll this morning.