Monday, November 19, 2007

i start shit with or without an accomplice and run the guantlet with whoever that wants this

football season is drawing to a close. i'm sad. saturday marked the last little rock game of the year, and possibly the last game i will be attending unless the hogs go to the liberty bowl in memphrica and then maybe i'll go to that one. so, friday night, me and 3 folks from class do dinner. we each cook something, but really it was just me (+1) and one girl cooking shit, while others brought drinks. nonetheless, it was good, and then tripleD picks me up and we head down to spa city. we hit some bar with the family called the big chill. little dive hole in the wall, but has cheap drinks. arrive back at 2isham, get in a freezing ass hot tub for a bit, then decide to hit the hay around 3. morning comes, and i wake up early, as always. me and ddd go to the liquor store to get champaign to make mimosas, and they day begins. looking back, the next morning, on the ride back to little rock, ddd says, 'you know, the only non alcoholic beverages we had yesterday were the oj in the mimosas and the coke in the rum and coke." (-1) we laugh, and reflect on how awesome we are. (-1) anyway, story continued, we have an awesome keish breakfast with oj am cocktails, make a rum drink and hit the road. (-1) traffic was a bitch. glad i wasnt driving. (+1)

as we sit in traffic waiting to get on the golf course, the pounding of beers begin in the car. (-1) ddd has to pee really bad, so he gets out and pees on the side of a fence, with probably a couple hundred people watching. he doesnt care, more people than that have seen is dick anyway. we dont call him dirty dick downum for nothing. hahaha. anyway, finally we get in the gold course, get parked, have a few cocktails, meet up with mrs g. and ho chi minh, from some teachers meeting they were at, and proceed to walk toward the game, after pounding 3 more beers and mixing a rum drink, of course. i decide we need to go to the law school tailgate. actually, i decided this a long time ago (+1) and i was going regardless of whether the crew came or not. there was someone there i wanted to see. (+/-1) too bad i was all drunk and probably looked like an idiot. she keeps score so, -1 for me. i think i will continue to keep score throughout this post. perhaps even go back and add in scores. yea, i am. you will see a -1 or +1 throughout, where i think i would earn or lose points. yea. so anyway, someone in the crowds downum and i seperate from the rest of the gang and manage to find the law school tailgate. i have some bbq and chill for a bit and talk to some people, and see who i want to see, and then i run into a kid who i havent seen in like, 8 years. a friends little brother. he is really tall. he hands me a crown and coke and tells me to drink all if it, so i do. (-1)

downum and i make our way to the lca tailgate, and talk to papa rice for a minute, and he tells me some stuff about one of my littles, which i will deal with soon, (+1) and gives us directions to another buddies keg tailgate. so we head there and drink a few cups of ice cold keg beer and eat some hotdogs. into the game we go. this was the shorted game i've ever seen. by short, i mean, we were there for 5 mins of playing time. they have already closed the in gate. we arrive with 40 secs left in the 3rd quarter. i see dmac throw a td pass. we leave with over 9 mins left in the 4th. inside the game, i see a lot of people who i havent seen in a long time, guess that is the perks of the student section. then we make our way up to where the family is sitting and boom, there is nay nay. havnt seen this guy in 6 mos, since he moved to houston. he just got a new job and what not so came up to tie up some loose ends in arkansas. so, as we are leaving the game, i am wanting to go back to the law tailgate. nay says, hey, im going back to my parents tailgate, so you can just ride with me to hot springs and stay there as long as you want. crocodile. so back i go to the law tg. a good hour later b calls me and says he we are still here getting fucked up if i want to ride back with them and go to rocky's pizza in spa city, but i say im good, whatever. so, the law school tg winds down and i walk aub and kas to their car (+1) before i randomly see nay in his truck and jump in the car with him. we go pick up ho chi and why fee from christians and head to the spa. i think i've been drinking beer this entire time. i continue drinking beer in the car all the way to hot springs.

back in the spa, we realize it is 7pm. wtf? we think. how is it so early, and we are so drunk. (-1) i blame houston nutt. so we grill some burgs and make some cheesy fries and lay around trying to sober up. we put in die hard 4.0 and people slowly begin passing out. i do some serious texting throughout the movie, and decide to call some dinosaurs about half way through the movie. (+/-1) good thing there was plenty of food leftover. brandon's shirt that has become my game day shirt now will have a new spot, and needs to be washed. ha. so im not sure what time it is, but i have a big cuba libra and eventually get in bed with the jew around 1, continueing my texting madness. so, hereis where things get a little ridiculous, and no its not because im sharing a bed with dave. earlier in the day, the ex calls me, and tells me i should come see her on the golf course. pass. (+1) she then sends me about a million text messages telling me to come to river market with her and some other hos that night. pass, and go to spa city. (+1) now, sometime around 2am, phone rings, its jessica, i answer (-1), and shes all like, did you come back to little rock tonight? come to my hotel room, etc etc save you from the details etc. i hang up. (+2) dont fucking booty call me at 2 am unless your name is.... ha you thought i was going to throw that out there didnt you stalker? (-1) anyway, i go to bed. me and the jew spoon. ok not really. i wake up around 530. fuck. i lay in bed for hours thinking about stalker. finally i hear ddd stirring around and i get up. we proceed to be worthless for most of the morning. we cook breakfast. (+1) bacon, eggs, toast, etc etc, deliciousness. finally i go law on the fam's tanning bed downstairs before taking a shower and me and ddd hit the road. FUCK, i think. i left an entire half gallon of unopened rum at the house. (+/-1) it is almost a complete guarantee that i will never see that bad boy again. ahh well, its probably better that way. i have a lot of work to do. so, i arrive back in little rock around 1, before continuing my next adventure that puts me in dallas by 8:30pm, but i'll save that for another day.

maybe tonight in class i will tally up my score.

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