america is fucking fat and lazy, and i have the cure

its called adderall. as i slowly start to think about what i want to have for lunch today, i realized, wow, the only thing i had to eat yesterday was a stick of string cheese. im not even really hungry yet, but i am sure i will be by noonish or 1. additionally, i got a ton of work done yesterday. they should sell it over the counter, and america would be far less fat and far less lazy. i still stand by my future business plan of putting vending machines in at college campuses across the country that only sell vicodin and adderall. maybe they could sell packs of marlboro green also. i would be so rich.