how to turn 20 dollars into 100

its easy, you go to walmart hungry. i went there to buy just a few things: shampoo, bodywash, a hacksaw, and some coke. magically, i am leaving the store defeated, robbed of my hard earned 100 dollars. what do i have to show for it? bread, cheese, french bread (which i need for tommorrow), and laundry detergent. i decide to buy a shopping card and get some gas. i contemplated just getting a big one and paying over a lot of money to the man, but i said fuck it, im going to my parents next week, dad will give me his amex and let me buy lots of gas with it, so he can write it off on his taxes. so here i am, with a ton of crap, and i didnt even get a hacksaw. i planned to get some finger nail polish remover also, to put in my gas tank, but i figured i'd just wait and get some from my dads tank of acetone since im not going to buy gas today anyway. so i spent far too much money, on stupid shit. and, that doesnt even include the amount of money i spent at best buy prior to my hunger episode in walmart. fuck you walmart, for having everything. and fuck you for pumping your store full of delicious smells, most of which emanate from the deli. hey, at least now i've had a delicious sandwich. moral of the story, you can turn easily turn 20 dollars into 100, but you are getting fucked in the ass by sam either way.