papers

i dont like writing them.

ahh the weekend..... why am i in the library

so the weekend started off well. jew and i went to see the ne bond flick. it was good. daniel craig is a better bond that pierce brosdan, or however his name is spelled. then we went to the bar for a bit to see if we could find any skeezers, but i know better than that. so, we decided to smoke some bigass cigars until 3 am. good night. then saturday morning at 9 fucking 30 am blake calles and says come over, cook out, drink beer, watch game, etc etc etc. im in. get to his house. we eat and i start drinking around noon. i only brought a sixer because i did want to get wasted. but luckily there is a liquor store within drinking and driving distance, so refills were ample. we watched like 8 football games and a ppv boxing match that ended in 2 rounds. many beers, a couple caucasions, and a couple cocktails later, we end up at the bar. a couple skeezers tried to take home me and brent, but that didnt work in their favor. it was funny. so, im fucking wasted, get home somehow, dhall and glad brad and mal come over and im passed out, but i wake up. try to find milk to make a caucasion, but there is none. not that i need to be drinking any more by this point. at some point i pass out and wake up in my bed ass early, to some text messages from this girl that my friend kristen wants to hook me up with. at some point yesterday i got her number and sent her a text message. so today i convince her that i am a guy she took home from a bar. its been quite entertaining. now, im posted up in the library waiting for jodi's ass to get here so we can do some research. mal's old roommate ashley is sitting 2 tables away and i've forgotten how smoking hot she is. god

im thinking about...

thanksgiving. i cannot wait for a day of complete and utter worthlessness. thanksgiving is one of my most favorite times, at least every other year. thursday i go to my parents house, eat turkey all day and be completely fucking worthless. turkey has typtophan in it, which is an amino acid that makes you sleep. however, it only makes you sleep when taken by itself, not as part of a complex protein. so what really makes me sleepy after i eat are all the carbs and branched-chain amino acids. either way, its awesome. i love thanksgiving. the next day i get to drive to little rock for the game and see how drunk i can get for the football game.

woo pig

#5 baby

last night, and yes there is punctuation

Last night at OMC some random dude tried to pick a fight with me. I've never met this guy, no fucking clue who he is. I'm sitting at a table with 10 other guys, and he comes over and says, "Hey did you used to go out with Jessica Simpson?" I respond, "Maybe, why?" He asks, "Is your name Shannon?" I respond, "Maybe, why?" He says, "I've got a message for you, she doesnt like you any more." I laugh and say ok. My initial thought was to say, "Well ya, we broke up" or "Thats funny, since I fucked her 3 days ago." Anyway, he goes back over to where his two buddies are. I decide to go find out who this guy is. I say something along the lines of who the fuck are you and what makes you think you can come over and interrupt me and disrespect me and blah blah blah. His two friends are slightly larger than me but at this point I don't really care. He gets up in my face and shit and tells me he is going to slap me silly. I, of course, bait him and stick out my cheek and tap it and tell him to please slap me silly, and that he can have a free shot, then I can beat the shit out of him and claim I was defending myself. As I turn sticking out my cheek I look over and see all 10 of the other people there standing up to come over and get my back. You guys are great. We almost had a nice little rumble in the bar, before the bouncer came and asked what was going on then kicked those 3 jokers out. The funniest part, was that the other 5 brothers there who would have already jumped in a started swinging were outside smoking. I got angry and drank a lot to get unangry, but that didn't work so much.

this hot girl

every time ive been to the library this semester i've seen this hot girl, who always smiles at me. she always has this big book of i dont know what that she is studying. she is cute. i've tried ot creep her on facebook but have been unsuccessful. I even saw her at the last home game. she was dressed up and looked very nice, but i dunno if she was dressed up because she is a sororistute or because she just likes to look good. nonetheless, im curious who this girl is. god i write more in my blog when im procrastinating.

clepto tendencies

so, these two guys here at the table next to me in hte library just left, for probably 15 minutes, then came back. i overheard part of their conversation about going to the sigma chi house so one of htem could see their cousin. there are only 2 other people nearby and they didn't ask those people or me ot watch their stuff. are these people naive, or just ignorant? they are lucky that i am a good person, otherwise i would have a nice new expensive ti calculator, a new backpack with several books, and some new sunglasses. i wonder if they are just too rich to even care? i was half tempted to take their calculator and just hide it to see how they reacted.

posted up

in the library, working on a paper, for a book that i've barely read, but what i've read of it is very good. its about the troubles in ireland in the 1980s. blowing people up and shit. i would have liked to live there i think. there were no laws or rules really. most people were afraid all the time, except those who got used to it, or those who blew shit up. i like to blow shit up. i wish i could put this in my paper. i need 3 and a half more pages, and its much easier to blog about sometihng to write a papaer about sometihng.

so

i havent updated this in a while. i've decided there is a direct correlation between me going to my history of intellectual thought class and blog updates. the more i go to class, the more this gets updated. i have a lot to take about, but i dont even know where to begin. first things first, i need to decide if i want to take the LSAT in december. today is the last day to sign up.

im doing well

in school that is. i've made a's and b's thus far, with the exception of spanish, but it doesnt count anyway because it sucks. i have a lot of catching up to do, mainly i need to get started on a couple books for book reviews and then work on my research papers. possibly good options for the weekend. first things first, write this paper due at 3:30 this afternoon, then my presentation, then prepare for the test i have tomorrow that i have done nothing for.

first all nighter

ive been busting ass all day working on shit, and im going to bust ass all night and continue to bust ass all day tomorrow, without sleep, to pass these motherfucking tests.... hopefully

well, my study group feel through

the girl who organized the whole deal had car trouble. no biggie, i say. i'm getting my paper done, which is good. i really want to go have a stiff drink. i need some dinner. i wonder what i could find tasty to eat at wal-mart, because im sick of fast food. i just dont have time to cook dinner anymore. perhaps some pre-made meals, and/or a pizza would be appropriate. i do need a few other things from the grocery store... but fuck, i have to finish this motherfucking paper so i can do some other work on some other shit. stupid 2 tests on the same day... you're killing me

fucking disgusting

are the cookies and cream snickers energy bars. i just bought one, as i'm tired, but still have plenty of studying to do at the library. they are fucking sick. i can barely stomach to eat it, and i fear it is money poorly wasted.

yea, im a dork

microsoft is giving away free domains. i just got shannongrant.org it will have a link to this blog, and that will be it for now... if people can find the link. its on my facebook profile. but people will need to know where to click to get to this blog, since there are certain people that i'm not a fan of reading this. especially since i will be using this to vent a great deal more now. i think jessica and i called it quits. i cant do another quasi relationship. im too old for that shit. its time to settle down. if she doesnt want that, then its time for me to move on, and find it somewhere else. i love her, i really do. more than any girl ever it seems. im sad tonight. very sad. i miss her already. but what can i do?

so im still drunk

went to the starkz concert last night at georges. they are good. drank too much. ended up at willy d's. kept drinking. puked in th edickson parking deck. made it home somehow. woke up this morning fully clothed on the couch. now im in class. the hottest girl in this class is sitting next to me. she smells good, but this morning its making me sick. she might even be reading this. fuck it. i dont care.

an interesting few days

i've been busting balls the last few days trying to get ready for my exam that is coming up. i think next time i will go about this a different way, enabling myself much more time to study and much less time looking up the shit i need to study. i always say that though. nonetheless, i'm about to leave the library and head home for a while, need a change of atmosphere.

updates

so i havent updated this mother fucker in a good number of weeks. i must admit, its because i've been preocupied with getting drunk, having permiscuious sex (with only 1 girl of course), player poker, watching far too much tv, and last but not least, school and the assloads of work that accompanies it. fuck. i've been in the library 5 hours this evening. maybe i should have taken the job and not more school route. one of my contacts is fucked up, so im seeing a haze. i'll take them out tonight. i need to finish this fucking paper so far. it is complete and utter bullshit. im afraid i will get a terrible grade. there are some hot girls here at la bibliotecha tonight (that is spansih for library... thats right, im a spanish learning fucker). ok, back to the grind.

calm down

i need to calm down. i've been drinking too much lately, and not getting my shit done. as of late, i've slept very little in attempts to read all my requirements before my book report is due on friday. after 4 hours of sleep last night, it looks like i'll be getting very little for the rest of the week

i need a new alarm

as i wake up 15 minutes before class, so im 10 minutes late. at least i wasnt the last person here.

5 years ago

a lot of people died. i remember exactly what i was doing that day. i woke up early to go to class. after my shower, i always turned on the tv to watch the news. thats when i saw it. one smoking tower. the second soon to begin smoking. i didnt do shit for like 3 days except watch the news. classes were cancelled, and if they werent, all we did was talk about what had happened. gas prices soared to 1.90 at some stations. what we wouldnt give for that kinda of price now.

funny joke

Okay, so this man and his wife go on vaca in Isreal. While they were there, she died. The coronoer, or whatever they are called, was like, "You could have her shipped home for $5,000, or she can be buried here for much less than that." So the man though about it for a while and finally decided.

"I'll just have her shipped home."

"But sir, that'll cost more than just having her buried in the Holy Land. If you don't mind my asking, why would you spend $5,000 extra dollars to have the body shipped home when she could be buried here?"

The man responded:"Well sir, 2,000 years ago, a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later, he rose again. I just can't take that chance with my wife."

caffene free

so i've decided to once again stop drinking sodas. i will ween myself off of them slowly... dunno how well that will work out, but we'll see. i love coke.... i love the taste of it... i love everything about it. and dr pepper too. but fuck it, its bad for me. i will take caffene pills if i need to until i can stop drinking them. fuck, this is going to suck for 1 week... i will however, make an except for when i mix coke and rum. :)

acorn trees

today is the 2nd time i have been hit in the head with a fucking acorn from the acorn tree outside old main. i have half a mind to get wasted, come up here late at night, and cut that mother fucker down with a chainsaw.

new facebook

its extremely stalkerish, but i like being able to see what people are doing, without looking to see who has updated their profile or what not. i really dont care about all the stalker potential, i just like to have something to read.

what a fucking fag

this morning walking to class, i saw a guy wearing what looked like pink linen pants. maybe they weren't linen, but nonetheless, he was wearing pink pants, and a function t-shirt. fratdaddy.com and facebook has totally changed the way people dress. all i can say is, what a fucking fag. seriously? pink pants? go fuck youself

i've changed

i'm not 100% sure why i changed my old blog to this new and improved one. most things, im really not concerned with who reads what. there are just some people who should no longer get to read this. if you are reading it, then you are obviously not one of those people. feel free to give this to all the people who you know read my previous blog, unless otherwise specifically instructed not to do so.