quotes i don't want to forget

So, i decided to remove all the inappropriate shit from my facebook profile.

basically, i had to remove all the quotes from my asshole friends.

this is my favorite one of all time, via corky. even though i rarely update this blog, i want to remember this, because its hilarious.

"dates are for chumps and guys who like a sure thing...im kinda like the Davey Crockett of gine. Venturing into the wild with nothing but my gun and coonskin dick cap in hand ready for whatever mother earth throws at me"

the other one is from david scott, which merely says "sluts>nuns"

and the last one from will, says "just because we are good at drinking and driving, doesnt mean its ok."

hahaha