what a great idea. i said a long time ago that if i could put vending machines with vicodin and adderall in them on college campuses, i could make a ton of money. may as well put some weed in them as well.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7212778.stm
Monday, January 28, 2008
fuck tom cruise hahaha
i absolutely love this story. best of the year so far.
Disruptions against the Church of Scientology's official website continued today after a hacker group this week announced intentions to shut down the controversial organization.
“We shall proceed to expel you from the internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form,” a YouTube video posted by the hacker group, “Anonymous,” said.
As of this Friday afternoon EST, the controversial church's official website could not be accessed. The site appeared to be operating normally by Monday.
Jose Nazario, senior security and software engineer for Arbor Networks, said today on his blog that since Saturday, researchers have detected 488 DDoS attacks against the church, with an average size of 15,000 packets per second.
Since Monday, the church has been hosted by Prolexic Technologies, a Scottsdale, Ariz.-based provider of DDoS mitigation solutions, according to a Netcraft report. A representative from Prolexic confirmed today that the company was working with the church but declined to comment further.
Anonymous issued a statement Monday, announcing that it would attempt to bring down the church after the church tried to claim copyright infringement over the spread of edited clips from a 2004 promotional video featuring actor and well-known Scientologist Tom Cruise.
The approximately 10-minute video, set to the music of the “Mission: Impossible” soundtrack, features Cruise lauding the church. He said at one point: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help."
The hacker group, in its statement, also accused the church of filtering anti-Scientology comments made about the video, which was posted on YouTube and Digg, among other places.
“They attempted not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence those who spoke against them,” one member of Anonymous said in the statement.
In its own YouTube video, Anonymous blasted the church for its “litigious nature” and for allegedly leading “campaigns of misinformation” and “suppression of dissent.”
Ken Pappas, security strategist at intrusion prevention systems provider Top Layer Networks, told SCMagazineUS.com today that the hacker group likely is using botnets in the takedown operation.
“There are circles out there where you could take ownership of the bot machines that are already owned and launch a simultaneous attack against [something] like the church from 50,000 PCs, all at the same time,” he said.
Anonymous also encouraged supporters to ping the site on their own.
“There are publicly available tools that individuals can download and launch attacks on their own,” Pappas said. “They're out there.”
Aside from encouraging internet disruptions, Anonymous also has urged members to make prank telephone calls to the church, organize protests, distribute anti-Scientology literature and deliver all-black faxes to waste ink.
The church, in a statement sent to SCMagazineUS.com, did not reference the DDoS attacks, but said the Cruise video - while containing pirated excerpts - has resulted in many people searching for information on the church.
"Those wishing to find out the Church of Scientology's views and to gain context of the video have the right to search official church websites if they so desire," the statement said.
Disruptions against the Church of Scientology's official website continued today after a hacker group this week announced intentions to shut down the controversial organization.
“We shall proceed to expel you from the internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form,” a YouTube video posted by the hacker group, “Anonymous,” said.
As of this Friday afternoon EST, the controversial church's official website could not be accessed. The site appeared to be operating normally by Monday.
Jose Nazario, senior security and software engineer for Arbor Networks, said today on his blog that since Saturday, researchers have detected 488 DDoS attacks against the church, with an average size of 15,000 packets per second.
Since Monday, the church has been hosted by Prolexic Technologies, a Scottsdale, Ariz.-based provider of DDoS mitigation solutions, according to a Netcraft report. A representative from Prolexic confirmed today that the company was working with the church but declined to comment further.
Anonymous issued a statement Monday, announcing that it would attempt to bring down the church after the church tried to claim copyright infringement over the spread of edited clips from a 2004 promotional video featuring actor and well-known Scientologist Tom Cruise.
The approximately 10-minute video, set to the music of the “Mission: Impossible” soundtrack, features Cruise lauding the church. He said at one point: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help."
The hacker group, in its statement, also accused the church of filtering anti-Scientology comments made about the video, which was posted on YouTube and Digg, among other places.
“They attempted not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence those who spoke against them,” one member of Anonymous said in the statement.
In its own YouTube video, Anonymous blasted the church for its “litigious nature” and for allegedly leading “campaigns of misinformation” and “suppression of dissent.”
Ken Pappas, security strategist at intrusion prevention systems provider Top Layer Networks, told SCMagazineUS.com today that the hacker group likely is using botnets in the takedown operation.
“There are circles out there where you could take ownership of the bot machines that are already owned and launch a simultaneous attack against [something] like the church from 50,000 PCs, all at the same time,” he said.
Anonymous also encouraged supporters to ping the site on their own.
“There are publicly available tools that individuals can download and launch attacks on their own,” Pappas said. “They're out there.”
Aside from encouraging internet disruptions, Anonymous also has urged members to make prank telephone calls to the church, organize protests, distribute anti-Scientology literature and deliver all-black faxes to waste ink.
The church, in a statement sent to SCMagazineUS.com, did not reference the DDoS attacks, but said the Cruise video - while containing pirated excerpts - has resulted in many people searching for information on the church.
"Those wishing to find out the Church of Scientology's views and to gain context of the video have the right to search official church websites if they so desire," the statement said.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
new poll
alright, i've made a new poll. as election time is near, i want to see where people fall. me, im probably closer to the i dont give a fuck category. i dont have any money. i dont make any money. i rarely pay taxes. the only thing i really want is free universal healthcare. i need to go to the dentist. i honestly cant remember the last time i was there, and i either have a tumor or an extra tooth or a cist or something growing in my mouth that hurts like a bitch when i touch it or some hard food like a chip stabs into it. i've been sick for months. i havent had an eye exam in years. its just too expensive and i dont have any money to do these things. i think i am going to join the military just to get the awesome insurance.
i thoguht this was funny
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any ball s to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any ball s to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
if you kill me in my computer game...
i will kill you for real. thats apparently what happening in russia. fucking retards.... story below
A 33-year-old Russian gamer from the city of Ufa was killed by a member of a rival online clan after virtual violence provoked a fatal real-life scrap, Russia Today reports.
The victim, named only as Albert, was a member of the "Platanium" clan in the unreported game (possibly Lineage II). His group was mostly made up of experienced gamers over 30, and at the end of December had a bit of an online rumble with the tastefully-entitled Coo-clocks clan - mainly students in their twenties - in which one of the latter was apparently killed.
This led to an arranged meet in the real world, during which "Albert was badly beaten and died from his injuries on the way to hospital".
The 22-year-old alleged assailant has apparently shown no remorse, and refused to justify his actions. His fellow Coo-clocks, meanwhile, "continue to harass the family of the murdered man, threatening to kill his sister, who hasn't turned on the computer for days".
She said: "I think they have confused the game and reality. And after we buried him [Albert] on 31 December, they continued to threaten us."
A 33-year-old Russian gamer from the city of Ufa was killed by a member of a rival online clan after virtual violence provoked a fatal real-life scrap, Russia Today reports.
The victim, named only as Albert, was a member of the "Platanium" clan in the unreported game (possibly Lineage II). His group was mostly made up of experienced gamers over 30, and at the end of December had a bit of an online rumble with the tastefully-entitled Coo-clocks clan - mainly students in their twenties - in which one of the latter was apparently killed.
This led to an arranged meet in the real world, during which "Albert was badly beaten and died from his injuries on the way to hospital".
The 22-year-old alleged assailant has apparently shown no remorse, and refused to justify his actions. His fellow Coo-clocks, meanwhile, "continue to harass the family of the murdered man, threatening to kill his sister, who hasn't turned on the computer for days".
She said: "I think they have confused the game and reality. And after we buried him [Albert] on 31 December, they continued to threaten us."
my kids will be hogs fans
or i will tie them up and tape a hog jersey to them. that is what this guy did. except he is a green bay packers fan. what a moron. perhaps his brain really is made of cheese. nonetheless, i'll be rooting for the pack this weekend.
sex
got this in a forward. what great timing.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
after much deliberation
i've decided i like this song. i first heard this song last summer when i was watching so you think you can dance. yes, i like that show. anyway, timberland did something with it and made it all gay, unlike what he normally does for people. anyway, here is the original song.
im coming for you, mother fucker
i have a new person on my shitlist. i hope one day i happen on this guy bleeding on the side of the road, and i have the ability to heal people just by touching them, heroes style, and i will let this guy bleed. i'm really contemplating using my internet skills to fuck his world up. there is a nice backstory to all of this, but im not going to go into it. just know that he sucks, and i've never even met the guy, and i dont typically dislike people on a personal level until i meet them. really though, i have his name, address, phone number, and a quick google search tells me he frequents www.humanevents.com and owns a taylor made 2500 guitar. perhaps some gay porn will be in his future.
if she was a bathtub, i'd caulk her
yea, i stalked a bitch like this once. this is fucking hilarious. absolutely hilarious.
new layout
so, its a new year, and i've decided to change to color and layout of my blog. the black was just too depressing. it was good for a while, but im in a much better place in my life now, so i thought something different would be more appropriate. i'm experimenting with some new functionality in this blog. you can now add polls. if you read this, take the one on the left over there and tell me what you think. these are fun, and from time to time, i think i'll add different polls. i already have some funny ones in mind. political affiliation, sex, race, does just the tip count, how you might know me, stuff like that. i neglected this blog for much of christmas break, mainly because i was sick and didnt do anything worth writing about. hopefully, i can make some memories, and share them.
dork shit
ya, im a nerd. i dont give a fuck. a buddy of mine sent me this video. this game they discuss is supposed to be the shit of video games. people say it is supposed to be so good that people will buy badass computers just to be able to play it. personally, i dont have the need or the time, but maybe one day i'll use it as an excuse to buy a new computer.
Monday, January 14, 2008
test
ADA big issue for future as an attorney
Issue for this record:
Whether interacting with others in the workplace is a major life activity?
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Monday, January 07, 2008
the list
so, i was asked by someone what makes a good blowjob. i remember back to the time blake, brian, downum and i came up with a list. those 3 were in a car on the way back from mardi gras and i was on the phone with them when downum was supposed to be writing a paper but instead we got this.
- lots & lots of tongue
- eye contact every once in a while is great
- mind the step children
- jerk me as you suck me (in rhythm)
- lick the shaft as well has the head
- its not a joystick, let it stand the way it wants
- swallow or at least let us cum in your mouth
- imagine its a lollipop and tease me
- never squeeze it (hard), but a firm grip is good
- make it fun! for both of us
- we want to watch, let us
- Remember - the better it is, the shorter it lasts
- blow jobs are 80% visual and 20% physical sensation
- we like delivering facials
- look like your having a great time
- no teeth please
- you can twist it slightly as you jerk
- introduce toys - pop rocks, ice, altoids
- suck it, dont just have it in your mouth
- wake us up to our penis in your mouth
- make yourself comfortable
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