spam email

so we are posted up in the law library reading and briefing, and started talking about spam email from nigeria, so i was going through my spam email and found this little jewel of an email. haha


My boyfriend's peter is too big for my mouth.

Virgins always whooped at me and even youths did in the free bathroom!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 7 months and now my dick is hugely weightier than world.

cybersex

so, i remember a long time ago when i was a kid i would go to chat rooms and convince bitches to say dirty things to me. we would play some sort of joke on a chick and basically lead up to a big hard long slab of salami. anyway, there is a chat log of some really funny cybersex, that i thought i would post in here for your reading enjoyment.

enjoy


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

in the youtube mood

another funny video i was shown today by a friend. crank dat lion king. what the fuck is rap coming to?

funny video

apparently, this was a BET public service announcement. i laughed



watch it, especially if you like rap

ohh ya baby

football season starts tomorrow. i am fucking stoked. i love football season. it really does consume a large portion of my life. i got an email from bodog just the other day reminding me i have money in my account, wanting me to bet it on football games im sure. which i will. woo. so, i may bet on college football this year. check out this article i found. it is awesome.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7159172?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&ATT=24

i would like to find out each pick for each week based on this game, then at the end see how much money i have and whether or not i'm saying, 'EA sports is money in the bank'

guess we'll see. read this article

i laughed hard

the worlds worst driver

i found the coolest website/blog today

and now, i will pass on this little nugget of info to you

http://www.secpoon.com how fucking awesome is this site
i might even put a link to it over there in the margin as a link, if i get around to it. if they put some arkansas women on there.

:(

the night started off friday with me learning that a guy i know was killed in iraq. no bueno

life lessons

so as i lay here in my room in barrister court, a tiny shithole of an apartment, i think to myself, "damn, this is not where i thought i'd be living in little rock." don't get me wrong, ive met a lot of great people living here, since its only for law students. but at the same time, I miss my dog, i need more space to have more shit, and i need to get some furniture, since i gave most of mine away fully expecting to be living with my brother, who has lots of cool furniture. since that didn't pan out, which is another story entirely, here i am, sitting in my 60-70 degree apartment (im not sure what the temperature is... i dont have to pay utilities, so i just leave it pretty much on 60, and it stays on all the time, so it means it never quite makes it to 60), reading, taking a break to do dishes, since i dont have a dishwasher, and i look at the refrigerator. this may sound bad but, i had an epiphany. when life hands you lemons, bring bacardi and cola.

are you a sex adict?

watch this video and find out for yourself

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=09b7f6ef-640f-47f6-a5e3-33c6764e464f&f=&fg=rss

note that this is probably not something that is worksafe

little texas

when i was a little kid, there was a song by a band called little texas. this song was called "what might have been." it is basically about trying ot not think about what might have been. it is probably one of the saddest and most depressing songs that could ever be sung. hell, i'm going to have to google the lyrics just to put them in here at the end of this post. i think this song sums up a lot of feelings for a lot of issues in life. there are always those relationships that didnt work, or those that never happened when there was something there. you can wonder to yourself, damn, if only i'd done (or not done) this or that or said (or not said) this or that, what might have been? there is no way to know really. i dont know if i believe in fate, or in that saying of "if its meant to be, it will be." maybe its more of a "if you build it, they will come" kind of life. perhaps you have to put yourself out there in order for it to come. i dunno? either way, i've determined its important to remember the what might have beens, so you can avoid them in the future, but regardless, it still seems like it sucks that you missed out on them in the past. damn, what might have been?

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Sure I think about you now and then
But it's been a long long time
I've got a good life now I've moved on
So when you cross my mind

I try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

We could sit and talk about this all night long
And wonder why we didn't last
Yes they might be the best days
We will ever know
But we'll have to leave them in the past

So try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

That same old look in your eyes
It's a beautiful night
I'm so tempted to stay
But too much time has gone by
We should just say goodbye
And turn and walk away

And try not to think about
What might have been
'Cause that was then
And we have taken different roads
We can't go back again
There's no use giving in
And there's no way to know
What might have been

No we'll never know
What might have been

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google also directed me to their myspace page, where you can hear this song, and some more because apparently they are still around....

http://www.myspace.com/littletexasband

im back

so, i've decided i need to update this regularly. i really enjoy posting in this, and i think it will provide me some sort of relief from the daily stresses associated with law school. i'm contemplating changing the layout a bit, which i may or may not do when i have more time to check and see what my other options are. i notice that at least one person has randomly found this blog via my website i have listed on facebook. be that the case, congratulations. right now i dont see that as a problem, since i've yet to write anything terrible about anyone that may or may not know me in little rock that can in any way get back to me. but it is something that i will keep watch of, because when i talk on here about banging some skank, getting drunk, or some other nonsense that i dont want everyone to know about, then i may have to change my facebook as well.